“Perception’s a tool that’s pointed on both ends.”
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This is my timey-wimey detector.
I'm Elin, I'm 14, I love Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock, Merlin, THG, SPN, Divergent, The Mortal Instruments, HP, Les Mis, Once Upon a Time, The Fault in Our Stars, Dan, Phil, John and Hank Green, Benedict Cumberbatch, etc.
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Hey, people who follow me! Attention! First: I love you all and you’re all awesome! Second: Please send me questions. That is all.
Thank you, I love you, Goodbye.
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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
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A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
i fucking love you
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Ugh yeah here are some things you should give me to talk about.
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Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
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Talk about your first kiss.
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Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
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Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
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Talk about the best birthday you've had.
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Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
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Talk about your biggest insecurity.
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Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
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Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
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Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
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Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
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Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
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Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
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Talk about a vacation.
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Talk about the time you were most content in life.
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Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
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Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
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Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
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Talk about something that happened in middle school.
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Talk about something that happened in high school.
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Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
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Talk about your worst fear.
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Talk about a time someone turned you down.
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Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
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Talk about an ex-best friend.
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Talk about things you do when you're sick.
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Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
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Talk about your fetishes.
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Talk about what turns you on.
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Talk about what turns you off.
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Talk about what you think death is like.
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Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
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Talk about what you do when you are sad.
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Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
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Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
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Talk about your guilty pleasures.
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Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
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Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
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Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
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Talk about the end of something in your life.
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