“Perception’s a tool that’s pointed on both ends.”
Reblog if you are a Time Lord and then check your ask.
welcome to Supernatural
Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).
Hey, people who follow me! Attention! First: I love you all and you’re all awesome! Second: Please send me questions. That is all.
Thank you, I love you, Goodbye.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
i fucking love you